There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. Following the Equator

 “We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky sparkling with diamonds.” The Three Sisters

If your ultimate and highest goal is to have life made easy and sociable, then never become involved with Christianity, shun it, because it wants the very opposite; it wants to make your life difficult and to do this by making you alone before God. No earnest person, therefore, wearies of tracking down the illusions, because insofar as he is a thinking person he fears most to be in error, however cozy the arrangement is, however good the company—and as a Christian he fears most to be lost without knowing it—however flattering, however splendid the surroundings and the company are. Works of Love

What are you laughing at? You are laughing at yourselves! The Inspector General