Rather upsets a man's day a funeral does. Ulysses

"You're a bitter man," said Candide. "That's because I've lived," said Martin. Candide

No feats of heroism are needed to achieve the greatest and most important changes in the existence of humanity; neither the armament of millions of soldiers, nor the construction of new roads and machines, nor the arrangement of exhibitions, nor the organization of workmen's unions, nor revolutions, nor barricades, nor explosions, nor the perfection of aerial navigation; but a change in public opinion. Patriotism and Christianity

When the head aches, all the members share the pain. Don Quixote