Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him. David Copperfield
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. Martin Chuzzlewit
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. Following the Equator
If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you happen to overhear, you should imagine that you are listening to a dialogue of two fools in a comedy. Counsels and Maxims
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